The fans who are fans of Star Wars fans of the Star Wars franchise aren’t all the same as obsessive sports fans. They’re equally obsessed with trivia and statistics–there’s not much difference in the knowledge it’s true that Reggie Jackson and Paul Molitor are the only two players who have scored ten runs in the same World Series and knowing that Boba Fett made his debut appearance The Star Wars Holiday Special. They both love dressing with their most loved characters collecting the most appropriate merchandise available as well as over-romanticizing the series/games that they played in their youth and shamelessly berating fans who don’t have enough passion.
They also share an enlightened but seldom appreciated sense of humor that is not widely appreciated. You wouldn’t believe it those who don lucky pants because they believe they’ll aid their team in winning can make jokes with the most fervent of ease. Similar is the case for Star Wars fans, although their humor tends to be heavily towards the humour inherent in Wookiees and droids.
If you’re an originalist, who believes Star Wars begins and ends with the first trilogy or you’re a fan of Baby Yoda, there’s many Star Wars jokes just for you. To entertain you We’ve put together the largest and most comprehensive collection of jokes from an unimaginable galaxy away. If we could sloppy paraphrase Yoda, “Mirth leads to smiling; smiling leads to muffled giggling; muffled giggling leads to full-on guffawing.”
The Good Guys
How did Han Solo say to the waiter who suggested the haddock?
Never , ever sell me the cods!
Why couldn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages succeed?
He always adhered to Obi-Wan’s advice “Use divorce, Luke.”
What was the name of Lando’s before he became a proficient pilot?
Crashdo.
Why do Princess Leia wear her hair tidied in buns?
Therefore, it won’t hang Solow.
What is Admiral Bar’s favorite genre of music?
Trap.
What would you call an unruly princess who shop in Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.
What’s an eel who loves this new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel.
Where did Luke find his computer-generated hand?
The second-hand store.
Where can Princess Leia buy her gifts in order to celebrate Father’s Day?
At the Darth Maul.
Why can’t Luke get married?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
What are you calling two Han Solos who sing together?
Han Duet.
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
Let the floss remain with you.
What did Leia’s adoptive family have to say about her sleepwalk as a kid?
It’s Skywalker’s rise. Skywalker.
Which Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
The Empire
What do you think Darth Vader like his toast?
The dark side.
What made the tapeworm remain far from Palpatine?
He did not want anyone to think that he was Sidious.
We aren’t trying to be racist, however…
All stormtroopers appear the same to us.
Was Darth Vader say when he went to a vegetarian restaurant?
“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
What was Tarkin’s top type of toilet paper?
Charmin to the very last.
What do you think your Canadian friend who cooks your dinner have to do with connection with Star Wars? Empire in Star Wars?
Pal-poutine.
What was the reason Darth Vader cheat at poker?
He would constantly alter the terms of the agreement.
Stormtroopers who are quarantined are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too compassionate. People are always missing people.
Was Darth Vader say to the Emperor during auction? Star Wars auction?
“What is thy bidding, my master?”
What is the meaning of “Ha ha”, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa …. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
An Imperial Officer is laughing with Darth Vader.
What made Darth Vader bad at sports?
He would always choke.
In what way did Darth Vader know what Luke was buying to celebrate his birthday?
He sat on his presents!
Where did Kylo Ren get her strange black clothing?
In his wardrobe.
But, I’m talking about where did Kylo Ren get his clothes?
At the Mall. Have you noticed how many Kylo Ren items is on display at the moment?
What is the role Darth Vader play in baseball
The Umpire.
Droids
What is C-3PO’s name when he’s been an excellent listener?
Hear-Threepio.
What exactly is R2D2 abbreviated for?
Because he is a little walker.
What is an invisible Droid?
C-through-PO.
Did you know that R2D2 likes to curse?
They must scream out every word.
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
Do R2D2 have brothers?
Nope, just transistors.
What is the best way to change the route of Droids?
R2-Detour.
What made the droid so angry?
People continued to push its buttons.
What is an droid that has taken the long route?
R2 Detour.
Why is it that a droid mechanic is never alone?
Since he’s always finding new acquaintances.
Jedi Masters
Why did the films 4 5, 6, and 7 preceded 1, 2 3, and 4?
As the director, Yoda was.
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke as his trainee was experiencing a tough experience using chopsticks in the Chinese restaurant?
“Use the forks, Luke.”
What kind of bike did Yoda do as a child?
Do-cycle. Because there’s no tri.
My wife is threatening to leave me due to my love affair in Star Wars.
I told myself, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re my Obi-Wan.”
What are five Siths that are piled up on the top of the lightsaber?
A Sith-Kabob.
What is it that makes doctors the most effective Jedi?
Because the Jedi must be patient.
How many years have Anakin Skywalker been evil for for?
Since the Sith Grade.
Which Jedi was the rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
What’s Yoda’s recommendation when it comes to going in the restroom?
Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
Which program does Jedi utilize for opening PDF documents?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Why wouldn’t you want to solicit Yoda for cash?
He’s a bit short.
What is the term Sith who doesn’t fight?
A Sithy
Who is green, short and is a cellist?
Yo-Yo Da.
What is Kenobi? triplets?
Obi-Three.
What is an Jedi who is denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
Bounty Hunters and Other Scum and Villainy
What is different in Boba Fett and a time machine controlled through Marty McFly?
One is an Mandalorian while the other is one that is fully-manned DeLorean.
My wife was asked to dress as an espionage hunters in Star Wars.
I’m an Boba in a fettish.
Jabba Hut is fat. Hut is big.
How much fat is him?
He’s fat, Obi Wan took one close look and declared, “That’s no moon.”
Which was the General Grievous his favorite band?
Weezer.
What happens when you combine a bounty hunter and an exotic fruit?
Mango Fett.
What is the method by which Tusken Raiders cheat on their tax returns?
They are always a single file to hide their number.
How do you know Jabba the Hutt’s middle-name?
The.
I attended a sales on the Maul.
Everything was at half price.
I created an e-porn film in honor of Han as well as Greedo.
I’ll let you know.
Every space smuggler will tell that you should not drink the blue-colored milk in Mos Eisley. Mos Eisley cantina.
It will give you Kessel runs over twelve seconds.
Wookiees, Ewoks, and Other Aliens
Which site did Chewbacca find herself acquitted of creating?
Wookieeleaks.
How does Wicket navigate Endor?
Ewoks.
What’s Jar Jar Binks’s most-loved dish?
Miso soup.
How do you open doors on Kashyyyk?
With an key that woos.
What is it that Jawas have that other creature in the universe does not have?
Baby Jawas.
Which part on an Ewok is the one with most hair?
The outside.
Star Wars fans don’t smoke cigarettes after sexual sex.
They are able to chew bacca
Did you know that Fozzie Bear was a character in Star Wars?
He was an Ewokka-wokka!
Where do the Gungans store their fruits preserves?
Jar Jars.
Are you familiar with the Gluten-Free Wookiee sweets?
I’ve heard they’re a bit Chewy.
An Ewok wanders into an establishment and tells the bartender “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender responds, “Sure thing–but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
What is the temperature inside Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.
How do stir fry it on Endor?
By using an e-wok.
What happened to Chewbacca be sent back for minor-league baseball?
The man was making too many Wookiee errors.
How can Ewoks communicate across long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.